cashier: i’m sorry i need ten more cents
me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* i’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty
Endless list of favorite fictional characters: Mary Stuart
"You are not the only one with a country to think of"
do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me